House Owner on the Phone with the Tenant, the tenant is late in paying rent most of the time.
Owner : Hi (Tenant)
Owner: Looks like you have not paid the rent this month.
Tenant: Oh is it, today’s ….th (date) right
Oh I forgot…
I shall pay by tomorrow.
Forgot, kya word hai..Atleast when you leave or enter the house, you must realize that its a rented place...
Hospital room of a patient who’s baby died in-utero at 5 months
Entry of a new trainee nurse. She has the patient's case history in hand but has not bothered to go through it.
Nurse: So, you had an abortion right?
Nurse: Why did u get this done?? U did not want the baby is it??
Oh, so this is what people say " Adding salt and chilli to a fresh wound".