I wanted to become
a doctor but could not as I cannot bear to see people wincing in pain.
an engineer but could not as I thought I would mess up on the ratio of sand to cement while constructing a building.
a software engineer but could not as looking at the fat books itself makes me sleep.
a lawyer but could not as I cannot argue well enough to say that I am right even though i am wrong.
a compounder/pharmacist but could not as I cannot understand what doctors write in the prescriptions (apart from RX) and the doctor's letterhead.
an IAS officer but could not as I am not good in dealing with politicians.
a cookery expert but could not as I would mess up the masalas and salt/sugar.
an accountant but could not as I cannot do golmaal in the accounts if my boss wants me to.
a teacher but could not as I think what if my students ask me questions that I am unable to answer.
a banker but could not as I think what if I do not count currency correctly and/or credit money in the wrong account.
an investment advisor but could not as I think what if the schemes I suggest to clients flop and my clients lose money.
a businessman but could not as I cannot put maska to babus and get contracts and tenders sanctioned.
There are so many other professions I would love to take up but some reason or the other prevents me from doing so.
So I ended up blogging as I can very well mention why i did not become any of the above!But wait, I am unsure if I can blog well without any complaints??